Random Bite

Wayne Rooney if you are not the most handsome man in the world. This quite possibly has to be my shortest and most pointless posting ever. I was torn between putting this little adventure in my Chameleon Corner or my Random Bite segment. Well you guess who won but it could have gone either way. The Corner had a good shout because I think this is funny and very sad. You guys must think I am a Manchester United basher by now and you maybe right not to fond of them as an organization but as a team I do like their play and philosophy. I am not a kit man but my goodness I had to peak up on the new Man United kit and some others as well. The others will be coming in a different post. This kit to be is so...........................................wow. They are some really good looking kits out there coming out for the 09/10 season. I really like Real Madrid, Liverpool, Man City, Lazio, SV Hamburg, Juventus, Derby County and Celtic. In my Bizarro world, for those who don't know who he is, he is Superman's opposite in an alternate universe, so that means on the other hand I hate the following kits. Tottenham (this year only), Chelsea, Wigan (your eyes literally bleed when you see it), Barcelona (always hated the colors), Palermo (who the heck wears pink), Bolton Wanderers (No one deserves to wear that junk my heart bleeds for their fans this season) and Everton's. On this Man U kit I really don't care for, my Man United pals on the outside can respond I would love it.




Oh I know where I saw this design before. That is right, Mexico did the whole V-Shaped chest thing about 3 years ago at the World Cup. Is Nike to blame no. Man United could have come with something original but I know they can't, they are the poor club in Manchester and with debt deeper than the Dead Sea you know they had to cheap it out. What they should have done is use some of that Ronaldo money. Oh that's right you guys have to pay of that massive debt that your Yank owners brought to the club. You do know this looks like a wet suit they give you in primary school when you go frolicking in the sea.The whole black and blue thing. It is the away kit so obviously it would be far away in the color spectrum from the home kit which I have to admit I will give it a pass but just bearly this kit on the other hand looks like something a cop would where. The home is red and black and it just looks okay. I mean if they were going to utilize the V-Shape but some faded design in it like Mexico's. In all I don't like maybe when I see it in motion I will change my mind.




Ladies the vane, charismatic, egotistical, pretty boy that most of you would have hope would have been the father of your children, the Iberian Idol known as Cristiano Ronaldo has flown the coop known as Old Toilet (Trafford), sorry Man United fans I meant to say Old Trafford. Ronaldo is gone he never liked you and never cared about United but fear not my Mancunian brethren you have others better to model your police /swimsuit kits. Others like the fighting French Fullback (alot of F's there) Patrice Evra. From Ronaldo to Evra. Not saying something is wrong with the lad, he is a looker I guess but you have to admit that Ronny did have that X-Factor, he made you want to look at him even if you hate him. When you look at Evra you just want to punch him, I don't know why I just do, I don't know, is it because he is French I don't know and if this strapping stud is not available, there is the oh so handsome Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand, the man who looks like Snoop Dogg. Well at least you guys got rid of Frankenstein aka Carlos Tevez, so you guys look in good stead in the looks department. Take this United fans with you at least you don't have cut Potato Head Joleon Lescott on your team to model your stuff, what a cross Everton bears. One last thing why does Evra look like he was dressed by his mother? Damn that kit is tight.
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